What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?